Eat-Sleep-Swim

swa-gay:

when i was younger i was really emotionally attached to my tamagotchi, and i refused to go to school without them, so my 43  year old dad had to learn the ropes and he took them to work and cared for them and thats why i love my dad 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

davidbyrne:

sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful

leonardodicapriobsessed:

50-shades-of-thorin:

You know what’s the worst? Being a 16 year old girl who loves a famous actor not solely for his looks, but because you truly believe he is talented and devoted and you agree deeply with his message. Because no matter how intelligently and fully you can express that, people will assume you’re just a silly teenager who thinks a famous boy is cute.

THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.

AMEN

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

jadehalrey:

the slimmest shady you can imagine